[ Alright, he's a little weird, but he finds himself fond of the forest that may be a little spooky and may that unsettling feeling that one is being watched, It's stupidly reminiscent of home— home back on hellmurder island, population him and him alone. The strange fauna in this place are also no news to him even though they are creatures he hadn't seen before, he knows how to approach animals and beasts with caution.
He's muttering incoherently to himself as he tip toes cautiously through the forest, carrying with him a single (1) golden pistol and wearing some non-threatening, humiliating, exposing, self-washing and laundering god-jammies that he isn't so proud about but haven't gotten himself a decent pair of shorts yet so what can you do when you can't pick your god tier outfit. Your immortal (maybe not so much anymore) life is forever suffering when you're a Homestuck.
Though, he practically drops his gun when he takes sight of the candy house up ahead. Nope, nope, nope, nope. He's had dealings with bright candy, maybe not from the source itself, but he knows what this means. NOPE. NOPE. Sorry, he's just, going to like, uh, instinctively shoot? Blast the house? Yeah. Three or four bullets, they go flying and hit various parts of the house, sending bits of different kind of sweets whizzing through the air. He blows smoke off his gun and talks to, uh, the house that he just fired at. ]
Hoo! I know your ways, miss sweets-bright-alot! What with your seductive ways of color, drawing my hunger and resistance into submission with assorted flavors and infectionary-confectionary sugar. Not today, you candy-harlot! [ do you really want to talk to him or just walk... away... ]
3. QUEST POST
[ casually just responding to the quest board because homestucks try to find the text prompt asap.... anyway his text is a disgusting yellow have fun.. ]
Demanding fella aint he? I dare say i dont think ive *ever* come across such a bossy person with a vague sense of instruction. Ha well okay maybe i came across one bossy spidery girl but i think thats kind of different cause at least she gave us a tad more deets about what the devilshits we were apt to do in a situation. But anywhoodles what the hellblazes is a cock
[ a beat. ]
Erg... cockatrice. Um i hit post too soon sorry about that. Can you edit posts after you post them?
Jake English | Homestuck
3. QUEST POST