[ he super wants to walk away but dave has Questions? so many questions. his first question is: ]

Are you, like, on one of those atkins diets or something? Is this what someone almost failing their diet looks like? Are you one of those dudes who like sneaks into the kitchen at midnight and hunkers down over a bowl of popcorn hissing at all who enter like some eldritch abomination.

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What if someone lived there, man? No diet rage is worth putting a nice old woman who eats children out of a home.