Yes, yes. You heard me right. Bamboozled, hoodwinked, booby-trapped.. nothing is more treacherous than seductive sweets, you realize.. here in this colorless kind of world, I suppose it's rather.. attractive to look at it. Um.. but it's better not to touch.
_{[ why is him describing this like he's describing a hot chick... ]}

I just think.. it's a trap. Why else would something so alluring be here?
_{[ Jake is dumb but he also grew up on hellmurder island so he knows when to be wary. ]}

Proper thing to do might be to knock and see if anyone is home if even that or skidaddle the frig outta here post-haste.