It's endless, and he's definitely eaten a bunch of animals over the past year or so. You would've been fine.

[But you settled for a shoe, and he seriously cannot believe this was traumatic enough to make it into the book, but there it is: one boot, freshly boiled.

Yare yare, I would be justified in writing, and yet will refrain.]

What else is in here? That one time you didn't get dessert?