Why has the house got to go? Why has it got to go? Look at it! It's so.. _{[ cute, beautiful, well crafted ]} ...tempting! Do you not think it could be a trap or something of that nature? In a generally colorless world, having something stick out like a sore thumb seems rather fishy, does it not?

What would you do about it, Strider?
_{[ aw look you're also just "strider" ... ]}