Fufu... It does appear almost as if it would be something like that, doesn't it? A sugary Alice in Wonderland, where the Mad Hatter is a delectable treat himself.

[But the handshake was a trap!! Sort of. After their shake, while they're still holding hands, he brings hers closer to him, ducking himself into a bow to... kiss the back of her hand? If he can get away with it. He's taking this one step at a time. He just wants to keep kissing... Who can blame him.]

I can assure you, I'm very much human. That much sugar in my bloodstream would probably cause me to die on the spot, you know?