[ Why is this guy the way that he is? Here Josuke was just hoping to chill out a bit before he has to go wrangle a chicken-monster, but this is the situation he's found himself in. ]
How old are you really? [ Competing for no reason is something kids like to do. ] Wait, five minutes? Are you outta your mind?!
[ Who can catch one fish in five minutes, let alone enough to compete with? This is starting to feel a lot like PRESSURE. Ugh, fine, Josuke doesn't want to lose either; nor does he want to get his shoes and socks wet, so he's going to make his Stand do the fishing for him. ] Crazy Diamond!
[ And phasing out of him is a big, pink, bara man. ]
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How old are you really? [ Competing for no reason is something kids like to do. ] Wait, five minutes? Are you outta your mind?!
[ Who can catch one fish in five minutes, let alone enough to compete with? This is starting to feel a lot like PRESSURE. Ugh, fine, Josuke doesn't want to lose either; nor does he want to get his shoes and socks wet, so he's going to make his Stand do the fishing for him. ] Crazy Diamond!
[ And phasing out of him is a big, pink, bara man. ]