[Um, excuse you, ma'am, but her costume is adorable. Almost as adorable as she is, actually. She tilts her head a bit, smile shrinking as she tries to think of the best way to break this news to her...]

The forest isn't, um... the safest place. I'm not saying that to scare you! I just think that it's important to be prepared. There are all kinds of weird things out there, and some of them are dangerous. [Like ghosts! And murderous vegetables! And shadow monsters! It's almost enough to make her shudder, but she keeps it together.] The quests are important, but your safety should always come first.

[Gosh, she says this so earnestly? What a good baby hero.]