Well, excuse me, mister I-didn't-have-traumatic-fate-with-juju-candy. I've got this unriddable bitterness when it comes to bright sweets. It's a bit personal, I don't think you could comprehend.
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Now that I've done my work and settled it, that's that! Should my recklessness be wanted, I will have no qualms continuing to blow that goddamn house to smitherines.