( It's his luckiest day in a while. The only thing that could make this worse is the actual police. )

Yeah, yeah, feeding Onidori. ( Aaaaand there's a beat before he feels like maybe he needs to explain? A P P A R E N T L Y you can't just nickname giant chickens "demon bird" because it's not clear enough. Which really makes him wonder how many bird monsters are running around this place that you actually need to be clear. ) The cockawhat's-it-or-whatever.

... Ya know, if ya just told me what ya wanna know exactly, we could probably cut the whole twenty questions part.