[ if dirk wasn't so perplexed by this strong reaction, he might have been offended. offended on cal's behalf because that's a normal, rational thing to be, right? okay, so he has a certain attachment to his puppet guardian that even the knowledge of the other evil version of said puppet can't ruin ...

but c'mon. ]

What are you on about? You've seen Lil Cal before and this is my Cal, so he's not possessed or anything.

[ wow dirk, that's reassuring when jake doesn't even know about dave's cal. ]

And I only just got him back when I arrived here. [ so no he hasn't been getting his nap on with cal. he hasn't seen the c-man in months since he lost him right before entry into the game so he's been happy to have him back. why you gotta be a buzzkill, jake?? ]