This is just acutely awkward in my opinion, I dare say. It's like I'm meeting your parents but instead of parents it's just an nerve wrecking, unblinking plush doll that also doubles as a weapon and it just gets increasingly bizarre the more I stand here gawking at it.
If I fist bump it and you go ahead and use it as a weapon, I suppose that's fine, but I'd rather stray afar and prevent becoming all buddy-buddy with it like you have.
[ Then, to Cal: ] No offense, ole chum. You're just too hideous for my liking.
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[ oh my god.. SO DIFFICULT... ]
This is just acutely awkward in my opinion, I dare say. It's like I'm meeting your parents but instead of parents it's just an nerve wrecking, unblinking plush doll that also doubles as a weapon and it just gets increasingly bizarre the more I stand here gawking at it.
If I fist bump it and you go ahead and use it as a weapon, I suppose that's fine, but I'd rather stray afar and prevent becoming all buddy-buddy with it like you have.
[ Then, to Cal: ]
No offense, ole chum. You're just too hideous for my liking.