kringlefuck: (( 112. ))
grandpa egbert juniordad ([personal profile] kringlefuck) wrote in [community profile] awoosh 2018-05-06 01:18 am (UTC)

Do I have to?
[ oh my god.. SO DIFFICULT... ]

This is just acutely awkward in my opinion, I dare say. It's like I'm meeting your parents but instead of parents it's just an nerve wrecking, unblinking plush doll that also doubles as a weapon and it just gets increasingly bizarre the more I stand here gawking at it.

If I fist bump it and you go ahead and use it as a weapon, I suppose that's fine, but I'd rather stray afar and prevent becoming all buddy-buddy with it like you have.

[ Then, to Cal: ]
No offense, ole chum. You're just too hideous for my liking.

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