[ Okay, that alliteration's pretty funny, and it helps him shake off the awkwardness of possibly insulting a stranger by accident just now. ]

Dude, you're even making me wanna live there. All the luxury of a high-end condo, and when you're too lazy to make dinner you can just take a bite out of anything that happens to be around. You better provide maintenance work though, because the walls and pillars will probably disappear fast.

[ From everyone eating them ... ]