[ oh man. keep your ass seated on that nice hard candy floor and your handle gripped tight, it's time for some ectobiology 101.

or it would be if dirk knew the exact specifics surrounding his nebulous creation. which he doesn't. not really. ]

Genetic reamalgamation. We share genes, or rather from what I understand he has some of mine, so I don't know how close you would want to classify that as. I think it's safe to say that we're definitely in the ballpark of "related". Just slam dunked right in there like Michael Jordan's got nothing on us.

[ wow dirk, what a helpful analogy. truly everything makes sense now. ]