<sub>[ He makes a face when he actually feels that plush fist bump against his. It's still creepy. Cal is still creepy no matter how good Dirk is with his flash stepping to make the toy seem life like. No matter how much Jake knows that is Dirk doing all the motions, it's still creepy.

He huffs indignantly before drawing his singular golden pistol again. ]</sub>

Very well. Now that I've catered to your uncouth desires by acquainting myself with this fella of yours, are you ready to completely annihilate this sweet house?
_{[ because he loves unnecessary violence like this. ]}