the lie couldn't be more obvious if he tried and dirk is not surprised in the slightest. he knows that jake very much is the type to shoot first and ask questions later. he has to facepalm at that. ]
For the record, I refuse to be your accomplice to whatever unwitting murder you might have committed just now.
[ except that's a total lie. he would help any of his friends bury a body if necessary, he's just bluffing.
also vanishing for a hot second as he does a speedy flashstep search of the house and then he's back by jake's side again as if he and cal never moved. ]
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the lie couldn't be more obvious if he tried and dirk is not surprised in the slightest. he knows that jake very much is the type to shoot first and ask questions later. he has to facepalm at that. ]
For the record, I refuse to be your accomplice to whatever unwitting murder you might have committed just now.
[ except that's a total lie. he would help any of his friends bury a body if necessary, he's just bluffing.
also vanishing for a hot second as he does a speedy flashstep search of the house and then he's back by jake's side again as if he and cal never moved. ]
Good news, you're not going to prison.