( Oh....is he being mommed? It feels like he's being mommed. Whatever, he'll roll with the punches here. )

It's not like I've got something else to get this crap out of my mouth with. ( At least he obliges, removing his hand from his face area. ) But if you know what direction the water is in, I ain't gonna say no.

( There's that well, but this is the woods and directions are a fuck. )