Now every time I look at these trees I'm gonna be expecting one of them to whip out a shotgun and start yelling about kids these days. Thanks.

[But okay, this is good. Good to know, avoid the woods if you don't want to get your ass kicked. She's good at avoiding things that can kick her ass, it's a large part of the reason she's even still alive to begin with.]

Hey, so, speaking of shitty old dudes...can I just ask, how did you, uh. How did you end up here, anyway? Someone sent you?