[MARRIED??? I hate that this isn't the weirdest interaction he's ever had. She's a vampire, too, which means that it doesn't matter what nonsense she's spouting, he doesn't buy it.]
Vampires don't have feelings.
[Don't throw love at him, that makes him genuinely annoyed!! It's like she's making fun of it?]
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Vampires don't have feelings.
[Don't throw love at him, that makes him genuinely annoyed!! It's like she's making fun of it?]
If you're that delusional, it's not my fault.