[ A man with a mess of blonde hair, a scruffy beard, and a lot of bandages all over his face is crouching in front of a cluster of grey flowers. He's got a bemused expression on his face, staring at faceless flowers, who are screaming obscene insults at him.
Failure! Terrible shot! Cheater! What are you even good for!
He kind of just grins a bit helplessly, in the way one does when they're unsure of what to do. The first person who passes by gets a nervous laugh and: ]
You know, I don't even think this is the weirdest thing I've seen today, and that's saying something.
II.
[ You know how when you put shoes on dogs, they do that weird sort of raised foot walk and stumble around until they give up and just on the ground and give you a sad look?
Well. Clint is that dog. He's a sad dog in an extremely starchy outfit that is colorless and uncomfortable. It's like wearing cardboard. And Clint has given up on the walking thing, so anybody passing by will just find him laying in the middle of the street.
Eventually this will wear off, right? And he can go back to wearing beat up jeans and hole-y T-shirts? Please? ]
Clint Barton | Marvel Comics (616)
[ A man with a mess of blonde hair, a scruffy beard, and a lot of bandages all over his face is crouching in front of a cluster of grey flowers. He's got a bemused expression on his face, staring at faceless flowers, who are screaming obscene insults at him.
Failure! Terrible shot! Cheater! What are you even good for!
He kind of just grins a bit helplessly, in the way one does when they're unsure of what to do. The first person who passes by gets a nervous laugh and: ]
You know, I don't even think this is the weirdest thing I've seen today, and that's saying something.
II.
[ You know how when you put shoes on dogs, they do that weird sort of raised foot walk and stumble around until they give up and just on the ground and give you a sad look?
Well. Clint is that dog. He's a sad dog in an extremely starchy outfit that is colorless and uncomfortable. It's like wearing cardboard. And Clint has given up on the walking thing, so anybody passing by will just find him laying in the middle of the street.
Eventually this will wear off, right? And he can go back to wearing beat up jeans and hole-y T-shirts? Please? ]