[ the more she looks at him, the more sure she becomes that he, too, is a vampire, but he’s an odd one indeed. she raises her eyebrows, tilting her head this way and that as she regards his lazy form.
he needs someone to whip him into shape, but she’s also lazy, so she’s not going to be the one to do that. ]
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he needs someone to whip him into shape, but she’s also lazy, so she’s not going to be the one to do that. ]
Have you tried a coffin?
[ she’s got jokes ]