Are you kidding me? [ The timing and wording is correct, but Kaiki's naturally dour tone of voice puts a bit of a damper on the delivery of that line. It's a decent attempt, though. ] At the very least, I'd be a house-husband, not a house-wife.

[ A dramatic sigh as he glances towards the flowers. They seem to be listening curiously, so maybe this isn't a completely wasted effort. ]

Well, in either case -- what were you saying about the North Wind and the Sun, Yamada-kun? I assume you're referring to the fairy tale?