[His obliviousness is very convenient. No witnesses to lay blame at her feet for the charred (evil)flower husks which are likely to be discovered at a future time. Nobody else will endure Mr. Vampire's stoic emotional exposure!]

[I mean, not that she knows he's a vampire but that's a nifty cosplay? Surely?]

They're pretty silly. 'Flat as a pancake!', haha.

[She isn't, like, at all. But what girl wants to hear that?!]