[there's about to be some retort of 'i'm okay being in the background if it means you're the one getting shot at' but then lupin rounds off with that and he's

entirely distracted]

Right, right? That's why it's especially not my style! It's like whoever did this doesn't even know me! I'd rather be on the cutting edge of everything - something cool, slick, new! Not like Sainty G pulled a bunch of his leftover scraps and Victor sewed it up to use as a tablecloth!

[which is apparently his description for what he's wearing. don't mind him as he's trying to pull it off now, because public indecency is just another charge on his long list of offenses it's fine]

It's not half-bad, it's all bad! Even when you're trying to be nice, it doesn't work...

[whine whine whine]