[Sudden realization that she wasted the opportunity to give herself a super-cool new name -- Drat!]

Tasty food makes people happy. Seeing my family and friends smile a real smile from the heart, nothing beats that feeling.

[Yep, this is purgatory. Listen to that cinnamon roll reply roll off her cheerful tongue that has probably never said a swear word nevermind hate and meant it.]

What do you like to eat, Uchiha-san?