cutlery: (that one led to nervous chortling)
Sebastian "golden ball man" Michaelis ([personal profile] cutlery) wrote in [community profile] awoosh 2018-08-21 02:11 pm (UTC)

Well, it is but a matter of learning how to navigate with such unruly garments...

[ How disappointing... Though ultimately, not technically his problem, he supposes. He can recommend manners and poise, since it's what he truly prefers, but it's hardly as if he's going to assert himself enough to push the issue. Which is why he reaches into his own tailcoat's jacket, and pulls out a knife.

Not like, a normal knife, though. It's styled like cutlery, but if she has sharp eyes, she'll notice that the blade of it is considerably sharper. It's beyond even a steak knife's sharpness. But it also definitely looks like a fine knife you'd put on a fancy dinner table, so that's just as easily overlooked. ]


But if you insist, you may use this. Do be careful with the blade, though. It is quite sharp.

[ And actually... ]

If you prefer, I can also assist you in cutting it away.

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