[Damn, can't you just let him pretend to be lazy cat?? This human is going to ask for something complicated, Mogget just knows. He's tired already.]

Yes, yes, you want something in return. My wise counsel? It's priceless, you know, and humans hardly ever heed it.

[And the ones that do are met with either great success or horrible failure. It depends on his mood, really. He's terrible.]