[This girl asks more questions than anyone should be allowed to ask. Mogget... is tired.]

I didn't waste time bemoaning my misfortune, as so many of you did. I left that dreadful place as quickly as I possible could.

[Because water is awful, you see. FUCK water. He hunches his back at the very thought before continuing right along.]

As to how, well... that's a secret. A very useful one. [No, he's just being Rude, and he cements this with a yawn.] If only you'd paid more attention to your surroundings...