No worries! I think I can hold on for a while, since I'm an 800 VIT girl! TUUUUURN LEFT!!
[Her horrible-mangled English battle shout rings through the forest as she obediently adjusts her choke hold on the chicken, causing the demonic bird to squawk out a very un-chicken-like noise as it skids a bit and make a sharp turn. The scene is much reminiscent of a certain street-racing franchise, one could almost hear catchy Eurobeat music and someone shouting "D-D-DRIFT!!!" in the background!]
Oh! Oh! I know! Maybe I could grab a tree branch and bludgeon it on the head? [Knowing Hiyoko, that probably kills the chicken, rather than simply KO it.]
SIX YEEEEAAAARS
[Her horrible-mangled English battle shout rings through the forest as she obediently adjusts her choke hold on the chicken, causing the demonic bird to squawk out a very un-chicken-like noise as it skids a bit and make a sharp turn. The scene is much reminiscent of a certain street-racing franchise, one could almost hear catchy Eurobeat music and someone shouting "D-D-DRIFT!!!" in the background!]
Oh! Oh! I know! Maybe I could grab a tree branch and bludgeon it on the head? [Knowing Hiyoko, that probably kills the chicken, rather than simply KO it.]