[ he can kind of smell this is pretty much bullshit because-- ] Come on, if you're having trouble with chickens I'm gonna laugh. [ .... he says this and yet he'd gotten bitten by one like a complete loser but whatever. him, a hypocrite??? ]

But fine. [ back in town time to... truss this thing up and leave it dazed and knocked out and one very unfortunate bird who might or might not but leaning towards might be dinner, if he has his way. ] How many do you want? [ ..... ] Unless you're planning on keeping it as a pet.