[Now with it stunned and incapacitated, they can take care of some of its more dangerous weapons. The beak gets tied and just in case putting it in the dark works, Ren takes off one of his sleeves and pops it over the chicken's head.

Which makes it look rather ridiculous but now it's so confused that it doesn't seem to want to fight.]

All right. We'll need to find someplace to store this bird and give it things to eat so it thinks we're its protectors.

[Something like that. His animal husbandry is sadly lacking but it might work?]