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HE'S SO VERY IMPORTANT
[ So close enough-- but as the chickens eye them warily, she pulls out a pair of... very pink pistols, extending one out in front of her in a very clear warning.
Not that chickens know what guns are, probably. ]
But you can also call me Maya. I'll back you up!