[Ah, he's ended up talking to so many guys today. Was the gender ratio this skewed when there were a whole mess of humans around? There couldn't have been, could there?]

[regardless!! he's more than willing to explain!]

It was a difficult task. I started complimenting girls from the moment I could make a peep. My first sentence was je t'aime. I found a magic pair of glasses that enhanced my natural charm.

... or something like that, at least.