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awash mods ([personal profile] awashmods) wrote in [community profile] awoosh2018-02-24 02:33 pm
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test drive meme 1.





Her Pa committed suicide
By biting off his head.
Her mother saw her uncle's ghost
And died of fright, she said.
So her unpleasant habits
Seem most curious to me,
Because she seems to come from such
A happy family.




Prompt 1:

he forest looms as ever, colorless but not at all dead. The leaves are full, fluttering in the silence, but there's no scent to them, no color. The effect is eerily hard to navigate, almost like an optical illusion, leaves, branches and trunk blending together with the small path -- which already disappears and reappears at a whim.

But even so...

If you brave the path, it seems as though there is something leading you onwards. A trail of... something, crumbs, maybe, the same shade of colorless as everything else, almost impossible to see. Following those might be a bad idea -- your chances of getting lost, tangled in random underbrush, or wandering aimlessly for hours are pretty high... to say nothing of what you might encounter if you stray too far (hint: even the small, fuzzy things have nasty bites).

Still, it's there, and if you follow them... eventually you will come to a small house. It's decrepit, falling apart and in shambles... do you really want to go inside? Perhaps armed with one of the many convenient tree branches that have probably smacked you thus far?


Prompt 2:

hould you enter the house, you'll be greeted with a creepy, creepy doorman. Aw, how cute! And in that doll's hand, there's...a message.

On a slip of paper, it reads, simply and plainly:

The more you take, the more you leave behind.

Curious! (And yeah, you can destroy the doll. It's just a normal doll. You may even come across said doll already crushed by an intrepid explorer.)

Of course, it's a riddle, and the answer's a warning -- the longer you walk around and about the house, the less you'll remember about yourself, until you forget why you were there and why you should leave, and who you are at all, doomed to wander forever.

Or someone saves you, that's fine too.


Prompt 3:

roblem: There are no fresh eggs in the Town.

Solution: Catch a feral chicken, and keep it for eggs. That seems simple enough, right? You're totally up for the task... right?

But why do all of the animals look so strange in the forest? Mutated, with teeth, or wings that don't belong, or claws. That's... a chicken, right?

Catching it will allow you to get some eggs, but that beak looks pretty nasty -- it might be harder than it looks. But you're intrepid and clever, right? Why not demonstrate your Chicken Wrangling Skills that won you the championship so many years ago? Or try to serenade the savage beast? Or wuss out and form a coalition with which you draw lots to see who has to do battle with the chicken? There's safety in numbers! But the prize will surely be worth a bit of blood loss and fowl-related trauma.

Do it for the eggs.


Prompt 4:

here's a new quest on the forum today, and it looks awfully easy! It's listed simply as:

Quest XXII.
Talk to someone you've never met about their childhood.
Quest will be completed when you have reached an acceptable level of knowledge.


On the other hand, that's a little vague, isn't it... ? How will you even know when you've completed a quest like that?

Still, it looks easy! Maybe go give it a try. You could respond to the forum post to try to find people, or just go on outside, go harass someone about their past. If you're lucky, you'll drag it out of them with very little hassle and it won't take you a good chunk of the day. If you're unlucky, that's what highly persistent stalking is for! But don't forget, you'll likely have to return the favor.

And your new friend might not be the only one listening.


Extra:

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jokered: (You are Satan)

prompt 4

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-25 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[when your roommate is a talking cat, talking birds don't really seem so strange. it's probably the sexy and suave childhood that's more concerning.]

But can anyone be that suave in a year?

[look. he explained the sexy, but not the suave. get to hit, new dove friend.]
salutations: ([bird] SEXY AND SUAVE)

[personal profile] salutations 2018-02-25 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, he's ended up talking to so many guys today. Was the gender ratio this skewed when there were a whole mess of humans around? There couldn't have been, could there?]

[regardless!! he's more than willing to explain!]


It was a difficult task. I started complimenting girls from the moment I could make a peep. My first sentence was je t'aime. I found a magic pair of glasses that enhanced my natural charm.

... or something like that, at least.
jokered: (You are Satan)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-25 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[well, thanks for explaining despite the gender ratio—even if akira is mildly puzzled, he'll go along with it easily enough.]

It sounds impressive.

[he's not sure if he believes the part about the glasses, and his french is pretty awful—but he can roll with it.]

It must be a skillful dove trait.
salutations: ([bird] tag your mature content)

[personal profile] salutations 2018-02-25 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[I mean, he is wearing glasses. Whether or not they enhance his charm is in the eye of the beholder.]

I have met many a dove who was not so fortunate when it came to being suave... When it comes to skill, though, it's one of my numerous skills, I have an array of miscellaneous talents, after all.
jokered: (loss and loss and loss and loss and loss)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-25 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[it was definitely more about the charm than the glasses.]

What other talents? [well, now he's curious. and kind of used to boasting animals, so this is just par for the course, as far as akira's concerned.]
salutations: ([bird] it's a bird with a gun)

[personal profile] salutations 2018-02-26 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Let's see...

Multiple languages, 96% accuracy with an anti-material rifle, and I'm a pretty good swimmer, if I do say so myself!

[one of those things is not like the other]
jokered: (a little scary.)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-26 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[one of those things just doesn't belong.]

How does that work? [how does a bird fire any rifle at all. why does a bird even need to might be a better question, but alas. that's the only part that even sticks out in this statement, anyway.]
salutations: ([bird] SEXY AND LUXURY)

[personal profile] salutations 2018-02-26 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Swimming? Well, see, moving through the air is really similar to moving through the water, so it's just a matter of- [and he just keeps explaining it, as if that were clearly what he was being asked about.]
jokered: (What’s with all the F-bombs guys)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-26 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
No—

[he knows how swimming works, even for birds. he has seen birds on water? mostly ducks, but still.]

The rifle. I meant the rife.
salutations: ([bird] it's a bird with a gun)

[personal profile] salutations 2018-02-26 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at its simplest, you pull the trigger and shoot. [As nonchalant as talking about swimming, really.]

I'm not sure the extent of detail you'd like, as there are certain logistics to it, and I could go so far to talk about the psychological hesitation of pulling a trigger but that's rather dull conversation!
jokered: (I don’t cook and I don’t care)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-26 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[he really does take these questions kind of literally, doesn't he? akira needs to be better with his words in order to prevent these mild miscommunications.]

I was curious... about the logistics. I've never seen a bird shoot a gun before, it sounded interesting.
salutations: ([bird] magic spell for pretty girls)

[personal profile] salutations 2018-02-27 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[He could also just be being purposefully obtuse. Considering it's a giant pigeon, though, the literal-mindedness seems more likely, doesn't it?]

Ah, well then, if the opportunity to use it ever arises, I'll have to let you know. A gentleman doesn't play his hand too early.
jokered: art credit: <user name=shiraki_shiki site=twitter> (grown-ups who ruin everything)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-27 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[that's what akira would think. considering his talking cat-bro is much more catlike in his logic than he lets on. but he's willing to give people (or, uh, birds) the benefit of the doubt.]

Fair enough. [that is actually logic he agrees with pretty wholly, so he won't argue it.] I'll look forward to it, if that ever comes up.