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awash mods ([personal profile] awashmods) wrote in [community profile] awoosh2018-02-24 02:33 pm
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test drive meme 1.





Her Pa committed suicide
By biting off his head.
Her mother saw her uncle's ghost
And died of fright, she said.
So her unpleasant habits
Seem most curious to me,
Because she seems to come from such
A happy family.




Prompt 1:

he forest looms as ever, colorless but not at all dead. The leaves are full, fluttering in the silence, but there's no scent to them, no color. The effect is eerily hard to navigate, almost like an optical illusion, leaves, branches and trunk blending together with the small path -- which already disappears and reappears at a whim.

But even so...

If you brave the path, it seems as though there is something leading you onwards. A trail of... something, crumbs, maybe, the same shade of colorless as everything else, almost impossible to see. Following those might be a bad idea -- your chances of getting lost, tangled in random underbrush, or wandering aimlessly for hours are pretty high... to say nothing of what you might encounter if you stray too far (hint: even the small, fuzzy things have nasty bites).

Still, it's there, and if you follow them... eventually you will come to a small house. It's decrepit, falling apart and in shambles... do you really want to go inside? Perhaps armed with one of the many convenient tree branches that have probably smacked you thus far?


Prompt 2:

hould you enter the house, you'll be greeted with a creepy, creepy doorman. Aw, how cute! And in that doll's hand, there's...a message.

On a slip of paper, it reads, simply and plainly:

The more you take, the more you leave behind.

Curious! (And yeah, you can destroy the doll. It's just a normal doll. You may even come across said doll already crushed by an intrepid explorer.)

Of course, it's a riddle, and the answer's a warning -- the longer you walk around and about the house, the less you'll remember about yourself, until you forget why you were there and why you should leave, and who you are at all, doomed to wander forever.

Or someone saves you, that's fine too.


Prompt 3:

roblem: There are no fresh eggs in the Town.

Solution: Catch a feral chicken, and keep it for eggs. That seems simple enough, right? You're totally up for the task... right?

But why do all of the animals look so strange in the forest? Mutated, with teeth, or wings that don't belong, or claws. That's... a chicken, right?

Catching it will allow you to get some eggs, but that beak looks pretty nasty -- it might be harder than it looks. But you're intrepid and clever, right? Why not demonstrate your Chicken Wrangling Skills that won you the championship so many years ago? Or try to serenade the savage beast? Or wuss out and form a coalition with which you draw lots to see who has to do battle with the chicken? There's safety in numbers! But the prize will surely be worth a bit of blood loss and fowl-related trauma.

Do it for the eggs.


Prompt 4:

here's a new quest on the forum today, and it looks awfully easy! It's listed simply as:

Quest XXII.
Talk to someone you've never met about their childhood.
Quest will be completed when you have reached an acceptable level of knowledge.


On the other hand, that's a little vague, isn't it... ? How will you even know when you've completed a quest like that?

Still, it looks easy! Maybe go give it a try. You could respond to the forum post to try to find people, or just go on outside, go harass someone about their past. If you're lucky, you'll drag it out of them with very little hassle and it won't take you a good chunk of the day. If you're unlucky, that's what highly persistent stalking is for! But don't forget, you'll likely have to return the favor.

And your new friend might not be the only one listening.


Extra:

Got something in mind? Want to play with the setting more? The sky's the limit, so feel free and make up your own prompts to play with!



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spinatalltale: (pic#11145561)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-02-25 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[HOW DARE HE CALL OUT THE FLAW IN HER PLAN 8(]

[she lets out a huffy hmph as she watches him maneuver around the chicken, and. . . she isn't. . . making any moves to help him. . . . . . .]

[also, defensively:]


Bienfu just hasn't completed his marketing and advertising proposal yet. Once he does, we'll be raking in customers and audience members by the thousands.

[ignoring the fact that there isn't anywhere NEAR one thousand people, here]
jokered: (exist in a state of unending free fall)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-25 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[he's ignoring that too, but mostly for one reason that's tripping him up a little. he can roll with the dramatics, and the vast over-exaggeration of how many people are around—]

Bienfu?

[he barely knows magilou, let alone bienfu. what is a bienfu. it sounds like a french sneeze.]
spinatalltale: (pic#11593316)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-02-25 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[bien-choo!]

Ugh, why are you focusing on the least important part of what I said? Bienfu, Bienfu! I've officially made him in charge of advertising for my performance troupe: Magilou's Magnificent Menagerie!

[she says with a flourish, arcing her hands in the air above her (and sparkles and confetti follow her movements, dazzling the air and showering down on Akira and the chicken below)]
jokered: (You are Satan)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-25 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[probably because none of it was actually important, mags. now akira is distracted, covered in confetti, about to get his ass kicked by a chicken and...

really no less confused about everything magilou is and chooses to be.]


I see.

[he doesn't see.]

You seem good at advertising yourself, though. [bienchoo isn't here doing the work?]
spinatalltale: (pic#11593296)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-02-26 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[at least it's illusory confetti so it disappears after a bit??]

Why, thank you. A performer must always know how to draw in a crowd.

[said primly]

On your left, Scruffy.

[and by that she means the mutant chicken may or may not be attempting to headbutt him from his left side now. Beak-A-Boo used HEADBUTT!!]
jokered: (at least one person is terrified)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-26 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[well... at least he can appreciate the small amount of help he's getting here. he takes the cute, dodging out of the way—which at least gives him a chance to get behind the chicken and knock out its feet from under him.]

—Thanks.

[he can at least give her that sort of appreciation as he does what he can to at least knock the chicken out so he can trap it properly. or. as properly as one can with both their resources and a lack of experience in caging chickens.]
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[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-02-26 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . . well ain't he tenacious. but all Magilou does is continue to watch from her perch in the air, hand shielding her eyes]

Ooooh. . . ! This may be a come-from-behind victory, provided Scruffy doesn't eat any feathers!
jokered: (life is hard and you’re not special)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-26 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[this sure is some commentary he's getting—but he's pretty resolved to not eat any feathers here.

he's actually pulling out the model pistol instead and giving the chicken a bit of a whack to knock it out. he kind of hopes this isn't considered animal cruelty, but it is kind of... more like a feral monster than an actual animal?

he thinks.

it's really kind of hard to say, but it feels more like taking out a shadow than wrangling a farm animal, so here we are.]
spinatalltale: (pic#11593323)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-02-26 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[I mean the chicken sort of looks like certain monsters on Magilou's world, so she totally isn't calling him out on anything. EITHER WAY, BEAK-A-BOO IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT]

[gasps, hands pressed against her cheeks]


And the crowd goes wild at Scruffy's sudden turnabout!

Aaaaaaaaah.

[the "aaaaah" is the sort of whispered yelling one does when they aren't trying to be too loud]
jokered: (It’s a fun game to trick people)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-27 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah, akira's just going to take a bit of a victorious, gentlemanly bow. sing his praises and feed his ego, magilou.

even if it's all bullshit, because at least it counts for something.]
spinatalltale: (pic#11676801)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-02-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Welp, that was my daily dose of excitement.

[hops off of her guardian doll, landing primly and neatly on the ground. with a wave of her hand, the doll shrinks to normal size, then vanishes into thin air]

Now what are you going to do with it? Roast it? Boil it? Fry it? Serve it with an apple in its beak?
Edited 2018-02-27 02:29 (UTC)
jokered: (a bad habit of planning)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-27 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[cool trick, sis.]

Maybe mash it and stick it in a stew.

[akira, what.]

...But probably just keep it for the eggs. We need eggs around here.
spinatalltale: (pic#11593295)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-02-27 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[SHE'S A MAGICIAN]

Well then, congratulations on your introduction to the world of chicken fatherhood. Raise your children well to be productive and useful members of society. ☆
jokered: pixiv id: 810354 (when we turn animals)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-27 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Chicken fatherhood.

[he definitely did not ask for this life.]

My quest for a hearty breakfast evolved in a hurry.
spinatalltale: (pic#11676791)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-02-27 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[chickens don't lay eggs unless you feed and care for them, Akira!!]

[in a sing-song tone]


Please treat Beak-A-Boo kindly!
jokered: pixiv id: 810354 (like you’re locked in a box)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-02-27 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[look.

yes, that's true. he's not a farm boy even though he's from a small town, though, he doesn't have a ton of experience in chicken care!]


I'll do my best to give Beak-A-Boo a pheasant life.

[akira, no.]
spinatalltale: (pic#11676801)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-02-28 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

[fuck, that was a good one]


Well, at least you've got the "dad joke" part of fatherhood down. You'll be perfectly find if toucan come up with lines like that at the drop of a hat.
jokered: (it's all about the sparkle)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-03-01 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well.

[...]

I'm a dad, it's part of the job.

[i hate that he's already called himself a dad before this, fuck you akira.]
spinatalltale: (pic#11593332)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-03-01 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[i'm so proud of you aly]

Aaaanyhoo, now that we have your new role as a fowl father established. . .

[. . .]

What are you going to do with the chicken?

[nudges the unconscious chicken with her foot]
Edited 2018-03-01 02:45 (UTC)
jokered: pixiv id: 3182498 (I think I may have swindled God)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-03-01 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[i've made a mistake and his name is akira kurusu.]

Treat it to a nice dinner and hope it'll return the favor in eggs.

[it's like a date, only it's a mutant chicken.]
spinatalltale: (pic#11593313)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-03-01 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh. . .

[. . . dang, she's hungry. but she's pretty aware that he totally won't share any eggs with her b/c she was a horrible person who refused to help corral the chicken :/]

Are you a master egg chef?
jokered: (Maybe try to be a little more)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-03-01 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[he shakes his head.]

Master curry chef, maybe. But I'm making do with our resources.

[not that it matters, it's going to taste like ash anyway, we're saved. kind of, but not really.]
spinatalltale: (pic#11676819)

[personal profile] spinatalltale 2018-03-01 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[at least we'll be getting nutrition. . . .]

Wonderful. ☆ Leave the eggs to I, the Magnificent Magilou, and you shall never go hungry again!

[she isn't even asking]
jokered: (You are Satan)

[personal profile] jokered 2018-03-01 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[the nutrition counts for something, even if it tastes terrible.]

Oh. So you're the master egg chef here, then.

[that gives no indication as to whether or not he intends to give her any eggs.]