awashmods: (Default)
awash mods ([personal profile] awashmods) wrote in [community profile] awoosh2018-02-24 02:33 pm
Entry tags:

test drive meme 1.





Her Pa committed suicide
By biting off his head.
Her mother saw her uncle's ghost
And died of fright, she said.
So her unpleasant habits
Seem most curious to me,
Because she seems to come from such
A happy family.




Prompt 1:

he forest looms as ever, colorless but not at all dead. The leaves are full, fluttering in the silence, but there's no scent to them, no color. The effect is eerily hard to navigate, almost like an optical illusion, leaves, branches and trunk blending together with the small path -- which already disappears and reappears at a whim.

But even so...

If you brave the path, it seems as though there is something leading you onwards. A trail of... something, crumbs, maybe, the same shade of colorless as everything else, almost impossible to see. Following those might be a bad idea -- your chances of getting lost, tangled in random underbrush, or wandering aimlessly for hours are pretty high... to say nothing of what you might encounter if you stray too far (hint: even the small, fuzzy things have nasty bites).

Still, it's there, and if you follow them... eventually you will come to a small house. It's decrepit, falling apart and in shambles... do you really want to go inside? Perhaps armed with one of the many convenient tree branches that have probably smacked you thus far?


Prompt 2:

hould you enter the house, you'll be greeted with a creepy, creepy doorman. Aw, how cute! And in that doll's hand, there's...a message.

On a slip of paper, it reads, simply and plainly:

The more you take, the more you leave behind.

Curious! (And yeah, you can destroy the doll. It's just a normal doll. You may even come across said doll already crushed by an intrepid explorer.)

Of course, it's a riddle, and the answer's a warning -- the longer you walk around and about the house, the less you'll remember about yourself, until you forget why you were there and why you should leave, and who you are at all, doomed to wander forever.

Or someone saves you, that's fine too.


Prompt 3:

roblem: There are no fresh eggs in the Town.

Solution: Catch a feral chicken, and keep it for eggs. That seems simple enough, right? You're totally up for the task... right?

But why do all of the animals look so strange in the forest? Mutated, with teeth, or wings that don't belong, or claws. That's... a chicken, right?

Catching it will allow you to get some eggs, but that beak looks pretty nasty -- it might be harder than it looks. But you're intrepid and clever, right? Why not demonstrate your Chicken Wrangling Skills that won you the championship so many years ago? Or try to serenade the savage beast? Or wuss out and form a coalition with which you draw lots to see who has to do battle with the chicken? There's safety in numbers! But the prize will surely be worth a bit of blood loss and fowl-related trauma.

Do it for the eggs.


Prompt 4:

here's a new quest on the forum today, and it looks awfully easy! It's listed simply as:

Quest XXII.
Talk to someone you've never met about their childhood.
Quest will be completed when you have reached an acceptable level of knowledge.


On the other hand, that's a little vague, isn't it... ? How will you even know when you've completed a quest like that?

Still, it looks easy! Maybe go give it a try. You could respond to the forum post to try to find people, or just go on outside, go harass someone about their past. If you're lucky, you'll drag it out of them with very little hassle and it won't take you a good chunk of the day. If you're unlucky, that's what highly persistent stalking is for! But don't forget, you'll likely have to return the favor.

And your new friend might not be the only one listening.


Extra:

Got something in mind? Want to play with the setting more? The sky's the limit, so feel free and make up your own prompts to play with!



Welcome to Awash's first Test Drive Meme! Please check out the FAQ and rules as you test your characters out. The setting is yours to play with, so be creative and have a good time with it!

Important dates to remember are March 1st, 9 PM EST, when Reserves will open, and March 7th, 9 PM EST when Applications will open. Keep an eye out for it!

If you have any questions about the TDM, feel free to ask us here. If there are any other questions, you can catch us via PM, the FAQ or the contact page. Thank you for your interest in Awash!

hypertoxic: (ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ⇒ [annoyed])

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2018-02-25 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ except

well, it happens quickly. one of her hands moves? or maybe that was just a totally normal twitch of her fingers.

but anyway, as luck would have it, the shrieking feathery murdermachine will somehow miraculously miss her by an inch.

at which point vriska snags it with both hands, gets to her feet, and with a sneer of disgust,

she fucking punts the chicken clear across town. it's gone now. farewell, chicken. you were unfairly abused by assholes. ]


Holy shit, you really suck. [ she sounds like, a little impressed? ] Do you want help catching one of the cluckbeasts or something?
explosivo: (death penalty is totally badass)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-02-25 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ what just... happened. he has enough confidence in his own abilities that he knows he'd aimed the bird right at her but...

oh hell, lucky dodge. stares at her suspiciously... this girl looks pretty wild, now that he's actually paying attention. ]
No, I don't need help. It got in a lucky bite and I didn't want to blow it apart. You think I can't handle those stupid things? [ because he totally wasn't suffering when he got cocky at all. ]
hypertoxic: (ᴏʜ,ᴏʜ ɴᴏ,ᴏʜ ɴᴏ ⇒ [flippant])

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2018-02-25 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ yes. that's definitely it. a very lucky dodge! ::::)

Vriska folds her arms tightly over her chest to look over at him with a flat look. ]


It's more like I know you can't, because you literally just got owned by one.
explosivo: (bite hard)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-02-26 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... he can't actually really argue with that. ] It got in a lucky bite. [ and he'd been careless or whatever, he's pissed off about it too. ] Screw you. I could catch a dozen of those bastards.
hypertoxic: (ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇ ᴍʏ sᴛᴀʀ ⇒ [judging])

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2018-02-26 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Then do it! I will be happy to judge your performance in cluckbeast catching.
explosivo: (off beats)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-02-26 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ] You're judging me? When you're just sitting on your ass doing nothing and being a pain in the neck like that?

I'm not catching chickens or cluck-whatevers for you, fucking obviously.
hypertoxic: (ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ⇒ [annoyed])

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2018-02-26 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need your help, fuckstick. I don't even need to eat! I would have considered helping you if you weren't such a hilarious raging asshole, but nah. You can catch your own food.
explosivo: (play play play)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-02-26 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, one of us is a hilarious raging asshole here. [ it's both. or it'd be an accomplishment if he wins out. he gives her a suspicious look, the horned girl who doesn't eat is bluffing or talking shit or what...?? ]

First, I wasn't offering help. Again, fucking obviously. Second I don't even need help, get out of here with that shit, I told you it was a lucky bite. [ BUT WAS IT...?! ] And third, I can catch shitty food for my own shitty self.
hypertoxic: nyeh nyeh (sʜᴇ's ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ⇒)

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2018-02-26 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ the answer is it's definitely both of them. who decided it was okay for these two to interact.

ANYWAY they're gonna have an asshole contest apparently because Vriska is just back to giving him a really flat look. ]


You keep talking but all I'm hearing is "I'm a huge loser that lost in a fight to a cluckbeast and I'm feeling really insecure about it!"
explosivo: (bite hard)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-02-26 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ THIS BASICALLY ISN'T EVEN INCORRECT.

AND IT'S PISSING HIM OFF. ]
Oh, fuck off--! [ NGHH. fuck all chickens!!! time to stalk off to catch a whole damn flock and show that horned girl he totally isn't insecure at all so there!!! ]
hypertoxic: (ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ night ⇒ [pleased])

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2018-02-26 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Vriska cracks up laughing and just kinda floats after him.

Literally floats. A couple inches off the ground.

Look, she wants to see him get destroyed by a whole bunch of them. She's a simple girl. She sees a boy get assaulted by birds, and she approves. ]


I will consider revising my opinion to only slightly useless if you can actually catch one!
explosivo: (lowly mortal opens portal to hell)

[personal profile] explosivo 2018-02-26 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ huh, she can fly.

that's... annoying...!! he is slowly coming to the realization that practically everything about horned girl is getting on his nerves, oh no...! ]


Slightly useless? I already caught one, you know. Have you even tried?

Not that they're any damn problem at all or anything.