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awash mods ([personal profile] awashmods) wrote in [community profile] awoosh2019-06-22 07:11 pm
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Test Drive Meme.





Wall-flowers, wall-flowers
Growing up so high,
We are all young maidens
And we shall all die





Prompt 1:

t happens in a flash. One second you're wandering the Town, living your casual, day-to-day life, and the next? You're suddenly face to face with a sweet fairy godmother. She's beautiful, and kind, and warm-hearted, tutting at you gently and encouraging you to just "answer a few questions for me, dearie".

If you don't, she'll just keep following you around, so maybe you should just get it over with...?

The questions she asks, are, well... a little personal. Have you ever killed someone? Have you ever had sex? Have you ever been jealous of someone else? Have you ever stolen? Have you ever been unkind?

The questions go on and on in that vein, growing increasingly unfair, until there's one you just can't answer -- and then she sighs, shaking her head, and declares you "not pure of heart at all". And then she'll cast a curse on you, before disappearing in a poof of nothingness.

The curse can do any of the following things:
1. Force you to only speak the truth, no matter how you try.
2. Make your powers run amuck, no matter how competent you are with them otherwise.
3. Just generally remove your inhibitions, so that you'll do things you'd normally be convinced are a bad idea.

Of course, if you're totally pure of heart and can answer everything yes a la Disney princesses, you won't get cursed at all. She'll pat you on the head before disappearing, you lucky duck, you.


Prompt 2:

t comes upon you like an absolutely ridiculous urge, one that's surely the Town's doing -- one moment you're walking, the next, the moment you see someone else, you feel the urge to intensely, fiercely engage in an insults battle.

This can take the form of flowery Shakespearean insults, or a rap battle, or who knows what else -- all your character knows is that they desperately have to win this battle of insults with this total stranger. Get to it!


Prompt 3:

he quest sits proudly and clearly on the quest post on the forum. It seems simple, too:

Quest 87
Beautify the Kraken
Requirements: Any two colors.

Surely you can manage that much! So off to the harbor you go to find a kraken. That's actually the easy part; the kraken will emerge to anyone wading into the woods.

The much harder part is...beautifying it. Good luck trying to put some lipstick on it as it tries to drag you down into the depths! How much eyeshadow would a kraken even need? Do you even have any make-up on you from this desolated Town?


Prompt 4:

here's something weird about the Town today. It's foggy, and dark, and gloomy, which is a far cry from the typical summer warmth... and oddly silent too, as if the fog is muffling all sound. It gets quieter the closer you get to the well, too... and it feels like something is watching you.

Which is because, quiet simply, something is. It's a small, white porcelain doll, without a face. It just appears wherever you walk, staring you down as you go. It won't move while you're watching it, but as soon as you turn around...

It's suddenly right there next to you.

It doesn't actually want to hurt you. It's just there, following you, constantly... how obnoxious, this isn't a horror film!


Extra:

Got something in mind? Want to play with the setting more? The sky's the limit, so feel free and make up your own prompts to play with!



Welcome to Awash's fifth Test Drive Meme! Please check out the FAQ and rules as you test your characters out. The setting is yours to play with, so be creative and have a good time with it!

An important date to remember is July 1st, 9 PM EST, when Applications will open. There will be no reserves for this app round or any future app rounds, so it will be first come, first served applications. As a side note, TDM threads are not canon, so please feel free to assume established CR for the sake of the TDM if it will make threading or showing off your character's voice easier.

If you have any questions about the TDM, feel free to ask us here. If there are any other questions, you can catch us via PM, the FAQ or the contact page. You are of course welcome to use prompts from the previous test drives as well. Thank you for your interest in Awash!

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Insult battle

[personal profile] chaos_drifter 2023-03-13 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)

[One minute, Avalon is inside the Rift, trying to find a new victim, and the next, they are in the Town, with no reasonable explanation as to why the Rift has chosen to send them here of all places.]

If that child has corrupted my realm, I will kill her entire family when I have finished with her.

[At least they still have their bracelet, seventeen rows of beads coiling up the skinny arm of the tiny female form they have taken.

Avalon begins walking down the street, searching the colorless world around them for any sign of life, preferably her. Of course, they will be satisfied with any life that they can turn upside down and inexplicably take from its owner.

And then, when they finally see you, they find themself feeling a sudden urge to insult you in any way they can think of, murderous intent or not. The first words that come out of their mouth are—]

A pox on you! I will do your mother! And your father, and your sister, and your—

[And this “little girl” will keep going, until someone stops them, or until they get to your grandparents, whichever happens first.]

Edited 2023-03-13 16:15 (UTC)
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Re: Insult battle

[personal profile] can_i_punt_it 2023-03-13 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
So… Around 2 seconds ago I was getting mentally assaulted by the SAME FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE BITCH THAT HAS BEEN STALKING ME FOR A MONTH NOW. Normally I deal well with this but not when SOMEONE WAKES ME UP AT FOUR IN THE FUCKING MORNING. I have 7 adoptive children, all of whom are batshit (god I’m so proud of them) I look like I’m a seven year old gothic Lolita (which should make the bars not let me In but bribery goes a long way)IM THE LITERAL GOD OF CHAOS,IM THE FUCKING VOID! I deal with cosmic horrors all the time and this BITCH wakes my ASS up to make me kill myself??! I cant even fucking Die, YOU STUPID FUCK! So maybe I broke her “rift” but I think that shit was JUSTIFIED! And now I’m in this place which I would normally be cool with, but A. I have had 1 hour of sleep and am PISSED, and B. That thing is behind me and just started cussing out my family. After I listened for a while and realized that this asshole wasn’t going to stop, I turned around and saw shock,horror,AND anger , ANGER filter across their face. IM THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE MAD, THE ONLY REASON I HAVE’NT KILLED IT YET IS BECAUSE IT HAS NOT DONE ANY HARM TO MY FAMILY AND NOW ITS INSULTING THEM??! Hence I turned around and said and this is a quote y’all can quote me on this “ Listen here you little shit, I have been around since the dawn of all universes, I am the LITERAL VOID, you are an IDIOT who thinks I will commit Suicide, when A. That isn’t possible because I am a TRUE immortal and B. Your methods are pitiful and I have been through more pain than your feeble mind could imagine, and C. I have a massive Ego. I will let you exist ONLY because you did not harm those I care for. Kindly stop your suicide baiting activities before you become evil enough to prompt my extermination of you and all that you stand for, DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?
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Re: Insult battle

[personal profile] chaos_drifter 2023-03-13 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)

[They pause, looking her up and down, and their hand goes to their bracelet.

Their missing bead, arrogant and insistent as ever.]

You followed me.

[Again.

And, because the Town’s strange magic is insistent, they add,]

Daughter of a motherless goat!

Edited 2023-03-13 20:38 (UTC)

Re: Insult battle

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you not hear what I fucking said? I said while smiling sweetly. As they seemed to not be afraid and seemed unrepentant I decided FUCK IT. Im going to teach them a little lesson on power. I absorbed/ate them (it looks like I unhinged my jaw and ate them) essentially killing them then I spat them out re-a living them “Think of me any differently now BITCH!
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Re: Insult battle

[personal profile] chaos_drifter 2023-03-13 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)

[As she eats them, Avalon simply disappears into the Rift, their physical body ceasing to exist for a moment. They search for a way out of the Town, but are deposited right back where they had stood a moment ago.]

You will have to follow me again.

[Yes, follow them into their magic-altering realm…]

As a matter of fact, I do not think of you any differently.

[They still want her dead. They want her dead very badly. The only problem is finding a way to make this happen.]

Edited 2023-03-15 13:31 (UTC)