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awash mods ([personal profile] awashmods) wrote in [community profile] awoosh2018-04-28 06:59 pm
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Test Drive Meme 2.





These are the mem’ries that last.
These are the mem’ries that will never pass.
And time waits for no one.
It’s gone in a flash.
And only the mem’ries will last.




Prompt 1:

he forest looms, uninviting and full of menace, an unwelcoming place for sure. Time to go explore! It isn't as though there's anywhere else to go, now that you've looked around the Town.

The trees whack at you with branches that have far too much mobility for normal trees, strange and mutated animals watch from the shadows and boughs, and there’s the constant, constant sense of being watched --

But eventually, nonetheless, you’ll come across a small house in the forest. It sticks out like a sore thumb, bright and colorful, which is probably the first warning that something is way off, and it’s...covered in candy. It’s a candy house! It looks delicious.

(It’s empty, too, not a single soul in it, without even furniture, but everything is otherwise edible and utterly delicious.)

But if you eat the candy? You’re going to have a terrible, overwhelming urge to do one of two things:

  • Fight the first person you see
  • Kiss the first person you see

Unfortunate.


Prompt 2:

he problem with a Town like this is that now that color is starting to return, bit by bit? You never really know when color’s going to come back -- or disappear. Maybe you’ve made a delightful, delicious sandwich from handmade bread and tomatoes and deer meat, all of which have color now… and then suddenly, when taking a bite, you get only the taste of ash and bread and tomato as the deer meat loses color.

Also, someone probably died for that color to fade away. Alarming!

Or maybe you’re walking along when suddenly your makeshift clothing is a hideous mix-match of colors; it had seemed fine when it was all grey and colorless!

Or perhaps, even worse, you’re walking out of a house when suddenly, the flowerbed in front of it has full color, bright and maybe a little blinding after so much monochrome. Damn those color mechanics.


Prompt 3:

he quest seems simple, on the Quest Post:

Quest 33:
Feed the Cockatrice.
Requirements: 2 of any color

Key word, of course, is seems. First, you have to find the cockatrice. Maybe grab someone to drag into the woods with you, since there needs to be at least two of you. Time to stomp through the woods in search of the elusive cockatrice.

Of course, once you find it, the quest...looks a bit harder. The monster hisses, ready to turn anyone who approaches to stone, as cockatrice tend to do. What do you even feed that thing? How will you get it to take it without getting stoned up? There are so many questions.

At least the stone will wear off...eventually… if you’re unlucky enough to get petrified.


Prompt 4:

ut hey, you did it! You fed the cockatrice, it seemed satisfied, and now you can go fetch your reward from your home. It must be something amazing, with the work that you put in.

The only change in your home, though, is what looks like a...picture book. It's got a colorful cover (in your character's color shade), and has their name on the cover, so it definitely belongs to them.

And when they flip it open, it's clearly full of pictures scribbled in, as if drawn in scribbly crayon. Unlike the rest of the Town, this book is fully colorful, every shade of the rainbow in those crayon strokes... which depict, page by page, your character's worst moments in their life. Every single last horrific experience or tragic moment -- it's all there, in colorful, cute children's drawings.

Congratulations!


Extra:

Got something in mind? Want to play with the setting more? The sky's the limit, so feel free and make up your own prompts to play with!



Welcome to Awash's second Test Drive Meme! Please check out the FAQ and rules as you test your characters out. The setting is yours to play with, so be creative and have a good time with it!

Important dates to remember are May 1st, 9 PM EST, when Reserves will open, and May 7th, 9 PM EST when Applications will open. Keep an eye out for it! As a side note, TDM threads are not canon, so please feel free to assume established CR for the sake of the TDM if it will make threading or showing off your character's voice easier.

If you have any questions about the TDM, feel free to ask us here. If there are any other questions, you can catch us via PM, the FAQ or the contact page. Thank you for your interest in Awash!

nipzips: (could've sworn it was judgement day)

josuke higashikata | jojo's bizarre adventure

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-04-29 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
ONE: LOCAL DELINQUENT CAUSES TROUBLE FOR NEIGHBOURHOOD

[ A candy house. Incredible. This house might be the most striking thing in his strange, monochromatic world, and while Josuke is a cautious fellow he also tends to get curious. He can't see a ... huge, colourful, candy-like house without wanting to investigate it. Of course, he's going to stay a little wary - this new place he's in is bizarre (haha) to begin with, there's no leaving out the possibility that this might be a magical trap or some weird Stand attack. It's probably fine if he doesn't actually go in, right? He can hover around outside and try to peek into the windows, like some large delinquent trying to cause trouble at another person's house ... He definitely looks the part.

While peeking into the window, his thumb grazes the cream-coated wall, some cream catching onto it. Without much thought, he licks that cream off. ]


Looks like no one's home. This is still so freaky though, whoever owns this place sure has weird taste. [ Haha. 'Taste'. He didn't intend that pun. ] It's like I'm in 'Hansel and Gretel' ...

[ Oh, but there's someone coming up behind him now. Josuke turns to them immediately. ] Whoa, this your house? I was just curious about it, don't get the wrong idea!

[ HE'S NOT TRYING TO BREAK AND ENTER! The life of the average guy who chooses to look like a delinquent. ]


TWO: LOCAL DELINQUENT COMMITS THEFT

[ He isn't sure about following the instructions of somebody he doesn't even know, but he was told that he'll get something out of it, and any sort of reward - something from home, real food that won't lose its colour, clothes and other necessities - is favourable for the guy who has nothing. To begin with, he doesn't even know what a cockatrice is, given his disinterest in cryptids (normal teenage boys would rather play video games than read about fictional monsters, okay). ]

This 'cockatrice' ... Is it something like a chicken? [ Hey, he's close enough. Anyway, as they speak, Josuke is currently ... uh, stealing some food out of someone's abandoned home. Some vegetables and suspicious meats, to be precise. ]

Feels kinda bad to be doing this, but it's not stealing if no one actually lives here right? [ This house looks hella abandoned. ] I think this'll do. Everyone likes a good sausage.

[ shut up josuke

But how long will this sausage keep its flavor ... ]


FOUR: LOCAL DELINQUENT WASTES PAPER

[ What kind of reward is THIS? They could have given him some good food, or a nice shirt, but instead they chose to mock him with this macabre children's book? ]

Whoever made this definitely ain't right in the head! What the hell -- It's weird enough they know my name, but to draw all of this --

[ He's seething already at the drawing of his grandfather, lying on the ground with his eyes half-open and lifeless. There's even a crude drawing of himself, desperately trying to heal the man and failing. On the next page, he arrives at a drawing of his best friend Okuyasu, lying on the ground with almost half of his chest blown out of him. The drawings are much too crude to actually invoke a feeling of disgust in anyone else, looking more like the doodles of a particularly imaginative child, but the memories -- It's all too fresh in his mind, having experienced them only a few weeks ago. ]

You've gotta be fucking kidding me. What is this bullshit -- [ Two ghost-like, pink hands appear to phase out of him and grab hold of the book he's holding, and he tears right through the binding, shredding the book in an instant. ]


WILDCARD-KUN
[ idk do something else with me, honestly i'm feeling lit right now so if you leave a blank comment i'll write you a starter. i can also be reached via pm or at [plurk.com profile] capsu
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cupiditates: (talk; or greed's bistro)

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[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-29 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Wo-ah! Now there's an interesting power!

[This is who Josuke wanted in his time of anger, grief and confusion, right? This guy? No? Too bad, he's here, his hands in his pockets, leaning forward a little. He got a bit of a peek at that book, but not nearly enough.]

Hey, here's a tip, kid: maybe don't let them know just how much that thing affected you. So what, was that your friend, or you just squeamish about killing people?
nipzips: (man)

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-04-29 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's not a guy who likes to dwell on heavier issues, so a change in topic is more than welcome. Actually, he's more shocked than anything that Greed could see his Stand-hands. ]

You saw that ...? [ Is Greed an ENEMY STAND USER -- Probably not, he seems so chilled-out and civil so far. Not all Stand users are out to get him, so beyond the initial surprise there's no reason to start being suspicious of this man. He does want to ask later on though, just how Greed was able to see Crazy Diamond.

His expression flattens when the book is brought up again, and he lets out a tired sigh. ]
My best friend. But he's alright now, probably stuffing his face without me somewhere back home.

[ top 10 anime betrayals ] What's even the point of all this -- Were they trying to piss me off for fun?
cupiditates: who definitely isn't a friend, because i have no friends (happy; hey it's that person)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-29 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe! It's definitely possible, but proooobably not the only reason.

[He takes a few steps forward, tipping his head this way and that, trying to see if he can see any trace of Crazy Diamond.]

So what was that?

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[personal profile] inheritance 2018-04-29 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He gets a thoughtful hum from Izuku.] Actually, you might be pretty close. Except, it's a chicken hybrid...creature, I think? I'm kind of rusty on my mythology.

Anyway, I know how you feel. [Izuku's picking through the abandoned kitchen for things to slip into his backpack, as well.] It still feels wrong to just be taking stuff like this, but...at least we know the townspeople aren't likely to come back and claim this stuff anytime soon.
nipzips: (for faraway laughter)

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-04-29 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ unrelated but look at this cute art ]

[ Aww, this guy's so small and timid-looking. Kinda reminds him of Koichi. ] I wouldn't know where else to get food to feed a chicken-monster, anyway. Not like I can just pop by a convenience store, or go to Kame Yu. [ A department store/market that he has back home. ]

Okay, I gotta ask, since you seem to know more about this place than I do -- Where did everyone go?
inheritance: (171)

[personal profile] inheritance 2018-04-29 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
(ooc: I'm so canon blind but that art is really cute what the heck.)

I say we just bring a bunch of options and...wing it. [He pauses. Oops, unintentional pun?] The thing is, even if some stuff tastes normal again, everything else still tastes like ash.

[And wow, that's the real question here. Izuku frowns as he zips up his backpack and slings it over his shoulder.] That's...something we're still trying to figure out. Everyone here is like us, from a different world altogether, and the only one who seems to know anything about this place is staying anonymous on the forum.

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[personal profile] swordfucker 2018-04-29 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's nothing like a chicken.

[God, he's tired already, and they haven't even started to head out. There's a cockatrice around here? He has no doubt it's somewhere in or through the forest, but here they are... at someone's house.]

By the way, if there's meat lying around, this is probably someone's claimed house. They all look abandoned like this.

[He's not stopping him, but he also won't stop if someone comes in here swinging a bat and yelling thief.]
nipzips: (come on you target)

swordfucker ...

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-04-29 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
So that's how things work here, huh ... [ People just claim and squat? Okay. He likes having a nice place of his own, along with nice food and stuff, maybe a Playstation and some Prince CDs, but ok. If this is his life now, he has no choice but to accept it. ]

Fine, I definitely don't want someone to come in and start ... calling the police on me. [ Do they even have police? Anyway, if someone comes in trying to beat him up with a bat, he wouldn't even feel like he has the right to fight back, since this is his fault.

Josuke puts down the sausage in a deflated fashion. What a wasted sausage line. ]
What do you guys even do to get food?
swordfucker: (131)

don't type it in the subject line??? that's kinkshaming

[personal profile] swordfucker 2018-04-29 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Guren is the police chief. Kind of. Sort of, no. Anyway—]

What does anyone do to get food? You go out and kill or gather. [Silly child!!] We can either try to find something on the way there, or just grab a handful of fish first. I have a bag.

[He hopes Josuke knows all the animals are freakish monsters.]

nO..... maybe

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withwisdom: game cutscene (⟡ theory)

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[personal profile] withwisdom 2018-04-29 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, good sir. Actually, I assumed you were the owner until this moment.

[ says zelda, who had just started walking up toward the house as josuke turns around, curious about the incredibly odd looking house made of confection. how in the world does a house like this even keep stable? it's a mystery that she's curious to uncover. ]

If it isn't yours... is anyone inside?
nipzips: (the sky was all purple)

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-04-29 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh ... [ He feels a little bad, raising his voice at this refined young lady. He was just caught by surprise, and didn't want people to make the wrong assumptions about him as they sometimes do (this is what he gets for looking like a delinquent). Josuke composes himself, maybe tries to sound more polite in return. ]

Doesn't look that way. I'm surprised they even built such a house. Aren't they worried about the ants?

[ Ants. The biggest problem right now. Yes. ]
withwisdom: (pic#)

[personal profile] withwisdom 2018-04-29 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Insects and other wildlife in general would be easily attracted to the sent of cane sugar. And even past those questions... how does one even build a house without any wooden or stone structure to it?

[ it's just weird and it wracks her with intense curiosity. she steps forward, moving around josuke, and hits the door with a few (polite) knocks. ]

Hello, is there anyone home? If so, please open your doors to us. [ a beat and then another knock, more forecful ] Hello-- oh!

[ and with the next knocks the door creaks open ominously, the force of her fist clicking it a crack wide. ]

Hrm. It seems you're correct. This just raises further questions.

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thriftea: (☆ 66)

1!!! can she make him float tho

[personal profile] thriftea 2018-04-29 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Getting up close and personal with a creepy candy house, hmm? Y'all new kids are wild, and Ochako, as a fledgling hero, feels that it is her duty to talk some sense into this... weird-looking stranger. Nice hair, by the way. It almost reminds her of something Okuyasu told her once upon a time, but—nah.]

Mine? No way! [She holds up her hands, smiling as she gives him a quick shake of her head. A friendly approach is the best approach.] But you're not trying to go inside of it, are you? Things around here can be a little... weird, so you really shouldn't. You probably shouldn't even be that close to it.

[Sir, step away from the sweet shack.]
nipzips: (soft spoken with a broken jaw)

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-04-29 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ ooc: josuke will be affected by the effects so let me know if you'd prefer kissing or fighting! i'd actually prefer kissing, because josuke punching cute girls would hurt my heart. well, up to you. also totes make him float. ]

[ This girl seems to know her stuff. Josuke takes her advice, stepping back from the window. He hadn't actually entered at least, so he's probably fine. Now he's thinking about the cream he absent-mindedly licked off his finger though. ]

It's probably a trap, huh ... Just like in Hansel and Gretel. The house looks sweet enough to lure kids in, and then a witch comes out and eats them.
thriftea: (☆ 80)

[personal profile] thriftea 2018-04-29 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ooc: lmao that's fine! she'll try to send him drifting into space when he gets, like, a foot away, soooo it's all good.]

[She visibly relaxes a bit when he puts some distance between himself and the house. Thank goodness he's being reasonable about this! Well, somewhat reasonable, anyway. Why'd you have to bring cannibalism into this, you Tokoyami wannabe? Way to take this to an even spookier place!]

I-I guess so? I don't think anything like that will happen, but it's definitely better to play it safe, don't you think?

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observitude: (charles - dump him)

neighborhood

[personal profile] observitude 2018-04-29 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Charles offers a smile while he debates correcting Josuke or not. In the end, with a tilt of his head and a clap of his hands to portray soft delight, he decides to just...ignore something direct.]

If you don't mind, I'd like to be Gretel?
nipzips: (but a look and a smell of perfume)

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-04-30 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...Okay? That's not the response he expected. ] Sure ...?

[ That's fine, he's a big manly man so of course he's going to be the guy in this story. But hold on -- ] Wait a second, are you saying that because Hansel's the one the witch cages up and tries to eat?

[ Wow. His sexy bod is not for consumption. ]
observitude: (charles - empty bottle full bag)

[personal profile] observitude 2018-04-30 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Oopsy-doopsy, he’s been caught! Only not really — not completely.]

That’s part of it. I’m only into vore on Tuesdays. But some days you just feel like a Gretel.

[LET HIM BE A GOOD SISTER despite the fact that he’s never had a good example of that.]

Besides, you’d be rescued by me anyway.

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underworldpianist: (saeki8)

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[personal profile] underworldpianist 2018-04-30 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ Saeki doesn't mean to surprise Josuke. Really, he's just as curious about the house, peering up at it from under the brim of his cap. He barely expects to be noticed, but ends up startled himself when Josuke turns and tries to come up with excuses for being here.

Saeki smiles disarmingly and raises a hand. ]


No, this place isn't mine. I just happened upon it, too. I wanted to take a closer look.
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nipzips: (to a deep sea diver)

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-04-30 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ ooc: do you want kisskun or fightkun ]

Oh ... [ He got jumpy for a second there. It's just that with the way he looks, people tend to get the wrong idea about him. He can't even go into a baby store without people thinking he's a scoundrel who knocked up some girl. Sad! ]

But it's a pretty weird house, huh? Can't believe there's someone who likes candy enough to live in it. Or maybe they're a huge fan of the fairytale?

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nipzips: (blown in the steel breeze)

bee movie au

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-05-01 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ You know how there's that candy house, with confectioneries that make you either want to smooch someone or kick them in the face? With Josuke's luck, he had wandered too close to that house just when the fragrant scent of the candy had enticed a dozen large bees to sample its taste. Being the first living being in the vicinity of those bees, he's now the object of both their affection and vitriol. You know animals, right? When they wanna love, they really wanna love. And when they wanna kill --

Thank god none of these bees somehow have Stands. Thank, fucking god.

Anyway, he's always been a popular guy, but not quite this popular. He's been evading the bees for a good half an hour, but somehow, they just keep finding him. As blowy walks by? He'll be pulled into the bushes, Josuke holding onto him and keeping his head down. ]


You should hide! Hide until they go away! [ And in the distance, an ominous buzzing ... ]

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[personal profile] atomicals 2018-05-06 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, what? No way. Do I look like the type of guy to live in a house like this?

[...]

Okay, maybe I do, but I swear it'd be more modern if I was gonna build it out of food.

[You know, with the fancy yellow sci-fi armour he's not so much about candy cottages in the middle of creepy forests. He sighs, hands on his hips as he stares hard at the candy house, refusing mentally to give into temptation. It smells soooo gooood.]
nipzips: (that i need to i want to)

hey i love hunk

[personal profile] nipzips 2018-05-06 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's not going to agree with Hunk on that correlation because that might be ... kind of mean? Oh shit, maybe Josuke was already insulting the guy by assuming it was his house. ]

Hey, that's not what I meant. You startled me, that's all. [ He was just aware of the fact that loitering around someone else's house makes him look like trouble. That's the price you pay for keeping a kewl-as-fuck hairstyle.

That other comment earns a huff though. ]
What, you'd build some candy apartments instead?

im so glad

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