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awash mods ([personal profile] awashmods) wrote in [community profile] awoosh2018-04-28 06:59 pm
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Test Drive Meme 2.





These are the mem’ries that last.
These are the mem’ries that will never pass.
And time waits for no one.
It’s gone in a flash.
And only the mem’ries will last.




Prompt 1:

he forest looms, uninviting and full of menace, an unwelcoming place for sure. Time to go explore! It isn't as though there's anywhere else to go, now that you've looked around the Town.

The trees whack at you with branches that have far too much mobility for normal trees, strange and mutated animals watch from the shadows and boughs, and there’s the constant, constant sense of being watched --

But eventually, nonetheless, you’ll come across a small house in the forest. It sticks out like a sore thumb, bright and colorful, which is probably the first warning that something is way off, and it’s...covered in candy. It’s a candy house! It looks delicious.

(It’s empty, too, not a single soul in it, without even furniture, but everything is otherwise edible and utterly delicious.)

But if you eat the candy? You’re going to have a terrible, overwhelming urge to do one of two things:

  • Fight the first person you see
  • Kiss the first person you see

Unfortunate.


Prompt 2:

he problem with a Town like this is that now that color is starting to return, bit by bit? You never really know when color’s going to come back -- or disappear. Maybe you’ve made a delightful, delicious sandwich from handmade bread and tomatoes and deer meat, all of which have color now… and then suddenly, when taking a bite, you get only the taste of ash and bread and tomato as the deer meat loses color.

Also, someone probably died for that color to fade away. Alarming!

Or maybe you’re walking along when suddenly your makeshift clothing is a hideous mix-match of colors; it had seemed fine when it was all grey and colorless!

Or perhaps, even worse, you’re walking out of a house when suddenly, the flowerbed in front of it has full color, bright and maybe a little blinding after so much monochrome. Damn those color mechanics.


Prompt 3:

he quest seems simple, on the Quest Post:

Quest 33:
Feed the Cockatrice.
Requirements: 2 of any color

Key word, of course, is seems. First, you have to find the cockatrice. Maybe grab someone to drag into the woods with you, since there needs to be at least two of you. Time to stomp through the woods in search of the elusive cockatrice.

Of course, once you find it, the quest...looks a bit harder. The monster hisses, ready to turn anyone who approaches to stone, as cockatrice tend to do. What do you even feed that thing? How will you get it to take it without getting stoned up? There are so many questions.

At least the stone will wear off...eventually… if you’re unlucky enough to get petrified.


Prompt 4:

ut hey, you did it! You fed the cockatrice, it seemed satisfied, and now you can go fetch your reward from your home. It must be something amazing, with the work that you put in.

The only change in your home, though, is what looks like a...picture book. It's got a colorful cover (in your character's color shade), and has their name on the cover, so it definitely belongs to them.

And when they flip it open, it's clearly full of pictures scribbled in, as if drawn in scribbly crayon. Unlike the rest of the Town, this book is fully colorful, every shade of the rainbow in those crayon strokes... which depict, page by page, your character's worst moments in their life. Every single last horrific experience or tragic moment -- it's all there, in colorful, cute children's drawings.

Congratulations!


Extra:

Got something in mind? Want to play with the setting more? The sky's the limit, so feel free and make up your own prompts to play with!



Welcome to Awash's second Test Drive Meme! Please check out the FAQ and rules as you test your characters out. The setting is yours to play with, so be creative and have a good time with it!

Important dates to remember are May 1st, 9 PM EST, when Reserves will open, and May 7th, 9 PM EST when Applications will open. Keep an eye out for it! As a side note, TDM threads are not canon, so please feel free to assume established CR for the sake of the TDM if it will make threading or showing off your character's voice easier.

If you have any questions about the TDM, feel free to ask us here. If there are any other questions, you can catch us via PM, the FAQ or the contact page. Thank you for your interest in Awash!

moochobliged: (1456233 (15))

[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-29 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[That's cool, just let him get lost and also starve, that's fine...

Or: he's done both of these things, and Greed will have to peel him off the ground behind a completely different house, possibly all the way at the other end of the district if not outside it. Why is he here?! Who can say.]
cupiditates: (talk; ling does this weird thing)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-29 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Ohhhhh my god, Ling. It takes him a fair few minutes to find him, and then he's just lying there, this is just pathetic . . .

Gently, he nudges him with one pointy shoe.]


Hey.
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[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-29 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[His savior!! Kicking him, stop that-- he reaches out and flops a hand against Greed's leg rather than get up or roll over.]

Too hungry... Couldn't find food...
cupiditates: is a great band (neutral; milk hotel)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-29 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks down at him for a long few seconds. He really is not impressed, and this clinging doesn't help. But he really won't move until he's fed or bodily forced somewhere, so . . .

He leans down, grabbing him by the back of his shitty Guy Fieri cosplay and throwing him over one shoulder.]


This is pretty pathetic.
moochobliged: (1456233 (41))

[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-29 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Greeeeed... Greed, his best friend, his savior, thank god. Ling just hangs there limply for a moment before he sort of wiggles to look at the back of Greed's head.]

I'm still hungry.
cupiditates: leading into my bedroom (talk; on top of that)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-29 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I remember.

[Intimately, frankly. He doesn't miss that aspect of sharing Ling's body. But hey, here they go, his arm caught over the back of Ling's knees so he doesn't slide off, heading . . . somewhere. Not home, certainly, because he's going in the opposite direction.]
moochobliged: (hm)

[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-29 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, at least he doesn't have to walk to wherever it is they're going. It's honestly not long before he gets bored of just hanging there and wiggles again, leaning his elbows on Greed's other shoulder, like some kind of fidgeting, grown-man-sized scarf. Hello.

you know like in shrek but without the screaming and with more bending in ways that look more uncomfortable than they are

like in shrek]


Where are we going?
cupiditates: but THINGS ... things are forever (talk; look kid love fades)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-29 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Just like Shrek.]

There's a ton of houses around here that used to have people. The ones who died or disappear or whatever, right? So they probably left behind a few meals.
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[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-29 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, morbid. This is a weird Shrek AU.]

How fresh do you think that food is?

[He knows you're not the Food Sin, but come on, you must understand food expires.]
cupiditates: (talk; i'm kind of a big deal)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-29 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[NOT ALL OF IT . . . what about spam in a can . . .]

Dunno. A bunch of colors went out today, probably there's a few fresh pantries still left.

[HUP he hoists Ling up a little, not because he's heavy but because he's contributing literally nothing to this effort, and so he's sliding a little.]
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[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-29 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll eat it, but that's definitely not one of the finer things in life, hypocrite.

Thanks though, he'll just continue to contribute nothing to getting carried around. Greed just hoisted him like a sack of flour and he doesn't even care; that's friendship.]


I'll leave it to you, then! [now it's becoming a pattern]
cupiditates: (talk; oh what's this in my shoe)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-29 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[How does he keep getting people to indulge him like this . . . well, no, it's not entirely being indulged, because now Ling is being put down.

silently.

coldly.]
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[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-29 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[HEY.... no, Greed!!]

Was that the wrong thing to say? [sigh! fine, he will use his own adult legs to walk.] Well, pick a house.
cupiditates: leading into my bedroom (talk; on top of that)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-29 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
That one.

[It's grey, and presumably was once blue, according to the sign on the wall. But here they go, breaking and entering, it's probably fine . . . hey, it's better than the abandoned shack they presumably lived in for a bit of time.

The good news: it was recently vacated. And there's food!

The bad news: it's all greyed out, so . . . eat at your own risk, young emperor.]
moochobliged: (this angle?)

[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-29 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[This is the opposite of what he wanted—if he wanted gray food, he would have stayed home...!!]

It's just as bad as before! Maybe I'll pretend it's a delicious meal.

[Yeah? That will work, right? Watch as he picks up a gray... round thing, maybe a fruit, and takes a bite, trying very hard to pretend it's good food. He's tearing up.]
cupiditates: leading into my bedroom (talk; on top of that)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-30 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
How the hell did you make it to emperor with all this whining?

[But never let it be said he passed up a free show. He's watching openly, arms crossed, amused despite himself.

. . . this is kind of pathetic, honestly.

. . . Ling, stop.]


You're going to kill yourself, knock it off.
moochobliged: (ling dub voice: food?)

[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-30 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Greed, so cruel... An actual tear rolls down his royal cheek before Greed finally tires of his pathetic show, so thanks for that. The emperor has cried.]

I'll die if I can't eat anything.
cupiditates: (talk; oh what's this in my shoe)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-30 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I know. Come on, we'll keep looking.

[He's got to keep his emperor in good shape, HE GUESSES . . . he's turning on his heel, snagging a grey packet of cigarettes on the way out. Maybe they'll taste like shit, but on the other hand, it's a cigarette, so . . . probably he can't taste the difference.

Don't climb on him, though.]
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[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-30 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Why not, surely he's earned that privilege by now. He drops the gray shit food back on the table and follows him out, anyway. Those cigarettes are most definitely just, like, chalk. He can feel it.]

You know, I heard we can go fishing! Shall we give that a try?
cupiditates: who definitely isn't a friend, because i have no friends (happy; hey it's that person)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-30 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Sure.

[Not that he knows how to fish. He's pretty sure Ling doesn't either, though, so this'll be fun to watch. And yeah, maybe the cigarette tastes like chalk, but he's absolutely not going to admit it.

He's just gonna smoke it. Like a cool guy.]


How bout this: I'll even cook it if you manage to get one.
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[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-30 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He found a fish that one time... but maybe he stole it, anyway, he'll figure something out. He does have a sword, which will be very helpful.

Anyway, for about two seconds he's excited at the thought that Greed will cook something for him instead of waiting for him to burn a fish over a shitty campfire!! but—]


You don't know how to cook.
cupiditates: (talk; oh what's this in my shoe)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-30 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
I know more than you.

[That's kind of unlikely.]
moochobliged: (1456233 (14))

[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-30 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[FALSE........]

Ahh, that's definitely not true! You never paid attention when I had to cook for us.

[Again, when he burnt stuff on a campfire.]
cupiditates: playing music (talk; little guy cruises around)

[personal profile] cupiditates 2018-04-30 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
And? I didn't pay attention to a lot of the crap you did, that doesn't mean I don't know how to do it.

[How did they spend six months on the road without learning how to cook . . .]
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[personal profile] moochobliged 2018-04-30 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Look into your heart and realize they probably dined and dashed on so many bills.....]

Are you really going to cook?

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